24 September 2009

Dangers of Al-Gebra

At New York's Kennedy airport, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested while trying to board a flight in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The individual is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," he said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are three sides to every triangle.'

When asked to comment on the arrest, the President said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

reprinted here for your amusement, no source avail.

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